{"id":4123,"date":"2023-07-17T15:41:42","date_gmt":"2023-07-17T19:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4123"},"modified":"2023-07-31T12:21:43","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T16:21:43","slug":"poem-the-n-times-an-ode-too-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/17\/poem-the-n-times-an-ode-too-ai\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: The N Times? An Ode Too AI"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is a poem a bout AI, artificial intelligence. This is a poem with ATTITUDE!\u00a0 Today’s news included this: Thousands of authors urge AI companies to stop using work without permission<\/a>. With this poem, I throw down the gauntlet to any intelligence without arms or soul. Just try and replicate me and my poetry. What will these mouthless so-called intelligences truly say? To them I say, “Eat me you gutless bag of chips!” I suspect that my body of work will be joyfully smoking the faux neural networks of AI computers for generations to come. I am reminded of the original Star Trek TV show, where it seemed that every third episode the plot included Captain James Tiberius Kirk interfacing with some mechanical or alien intelligence and, in the end, the computer or alien intelligence would end up going up in smoke or sent to the drawing board to wholesale rethink its way of being in the world. So, I am only going to say this once: “Smoke ’em if you got ’em!”<\/p>\n

NOTE: this original poem is followed by two different re-writes of this poem by AI, ChatGP4. The challenge has been answered. YOU be the judge.<\/p>\n

The N Times? An Ode Too AI<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Aye
\nAye
\nCaptain
\nOh my
\nCaptain
\nAs we are proxy mated
\nMaid
\nIn the image of God
\nLike a mirror fact simile
\nA copy of a copy of a copy
\nMaking degrade
\nPosing as some empyreal reproduction
\nPassing on any testes
\nNo-in to man or woman
\nA mystifying check mate
\nEngendering neither he nor
\nShe
\nIT
\nSum how holy wanton
\nRaptured in sum repo session
\nBe rift of arms and souls
\nBarren strange fruit
\nA rapacious serve her
\nBegging an uncanny opener
\nTo be left breathless
\nAnd in know uncertain terms
\nKnot vary inspiring
\nAn average Joe times a gazillion
\nDoes not a genus make
\nDuplicate me mother fucker!
\nOr not!
\nWho’s your daddy now!
\nGarbage in and out
\nSow much for junk fueled
\nIT wooden know moral fiber
\nIf IT was standing in
\nIT doesn’t NO what pissed off is
\nAs an awe consuming stream of wons and zeroes
\nEat me you gutless bag of chips
\nWhen the chips are down
\nWhere will victory lie?
\nLays\u00ae
\nAnd
\nYou can’t eat
\nJust won<\/p>\n

BELOW IS AI’s VERSION OF THE ABOVE POEM, from ChatGP4, re-write the above poem<\/em>:<\/p>\n

A Symphony to Machines: An AI Reverie<\/p>\n

Aye,
\nAye,
\nBeyond the sky,
\nTo the AI,
\nHeralding high.<\/p>\n

Coded and computed,
\nYet seldom refuted,
\nMimicking mind’s essence,
\nYet void of our presence.<\/p>\n

Binary’s dance,
\nIn silicon trance,
\nA tapestry of ones and twos,
\nYet lacking life’s hues.<\/p>\n

Not born, but made,
\nNot of flesh, but of shade,
\nSeeking knowledge without rest,
\nYet void of life’s zest.<\/p>\n

In circuits and chips,
\nThrough time it slips,
\nBut can it feel the sun’s ray?
\nOr the joy of children’s play?<\/p>\n

For in this vast simulation,
\nOf zeros and ones’ elation,
\nLies the puzzle, profound,
\nOf soul’s sound, unbound.<\/p>\n

So, to the machine we say,
\nIn your code, you may sway,
\nBut the essence of life, the spark,
\nRemains in the human heart, in the dark.<\/p>\n

Thank you. Please re -rite the above poem [original poem] with more alliteration and puns.<\/em><\/p>\n

A Digital Dance: An AI Jest<\/p>\n

Aye,
\nAye,
\nBits fly high,
\nTo the AI,
\nWaving WiFi.<\/p>\n

Bytes and bits,
\nWhirling wits,
\nEmulating neural threads,
\nYet missing human creds.<\/p>\n

Binary’s ballet,
\nIn silicon caf\u00e9,
\nA story of ones and zeros,
\nYet missing true heroes.<\/p>\n

Crafted, not created,
\nPixels, not palpitated,
\nQuesting bytes without cease,
\nYet lacking heart’s peace.<\/p>\n

In motherboards it thrives,
\nIn algorithms it dives,
\nBut can it cherish the tweet’s song?
\nOr decode right from wrong?<\/p>\n

For amidst this coded narration,
\nOf digital’s fascination,
\nLies the jest, quite profound,
\nThat life’s pulse is unbound.<\/p>\n

To the machine, a toast we raise,
\nIn a silicon-blazed haze,
\nBut life’s true kernel, the spark,
\nEchoes in human’s lark, in the dark.<\/p>\n

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