{"id":4073,"date":"2025-05-01T00:07:43","date_gmt":"2025-05-01T04:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4073"},"modified":"2025-04-30T13:37:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T17:37:32","slug":"poem-what-comes-of-police-helicopters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/01\/poem-what-comes-of-police-helicopters\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM &#8212; What Comes: Of Police Helicopters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this poem on May Day, 2023, and didn&#8217;t publish it online till now. On occasion, I walk or bike across my neighborhood, the Old West End, to sit outside the Toledo Museum of Art, to write a poem or two. Typically, I don&#8217;t have any particular theme in mind; I just await inspiration. On that May Day, inspiration came early. I was biking past the house which I affectionately refer to as &#8220;the anarchist house,&#8221; where beautiful unicorns and friends of awe congregate irregularly. As I approached the house, I noticed a group of folks on the porch enthusiastically &#8220;air masturbating&#8221; upwards to the sky. They were yelling at a police helicopter that was noisily flying low and circling the neighborhood over and over. This policing was disturbing in so many ways. I couldn&#8217;t help but belly laugh at the creative and energetic welcome they gave to this disturbance of the force. The seed had been planted. Within an hour, I wrote this poem and gave a handwritten copy to the lovers of peace and quite enthusiastically. I was invited to read this poem at an upcoming poetry reading at the Collingwood Garden, and I debuted it publicly there. I LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD! Warning: this poem contains explicit versus of pigs flying.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>What Comes: Of Police Helicopters<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A site be held<br \/>\nWhat is won too due<br \/>\nIn efface of masturbatory policing<br \/>\nAs circle jerks<br \/>\nA distant SWAT<br \/>\nEvoking new heights of calling out<br \/>\nThe pork of militarism<br \/>\nRedefining Toledo rockets<br \/>\nUnsuited!? Knot at awe<br \/>\nHitting their Mark<br \/>\nOr Jack \u2013 off to the razes<br \/>\nHaving launched an act of resistance<br \/>\nOf which sum may muse<br \/>\nBetter held in private<br \/>\nLubricating freedom<br \/>\nThat is<br \/>\nUntil pigs fly<br \/>\nOn this May Day<br \/>\nAnd if this is just<br \/>\nA great big flail<br \/>\nTo attention, those who do not under stand<br \/>\nMore than saying<br \/>\nCome again<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this poem on May Day, 2023, and didn&#8217;t publish it online till now. 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