{"id":4051,"date":"2023-06-27T11:45:47","date_gmt":"2023-06-27T15:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4051"},"modified":"2023-06-27T11:48:24","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T15:48:24","slug":"poem-the-dog-edit-my-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/27\/poem-the-dog-edit-my-homework\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: The Dog Edit My Homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have encountered many opportunities to attend writers workshops and such. The impulse for me to attend has never arose. My style of poetry is free &#8212; and writefully worth every penny! Thus, this poem:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Dog Edit My Homework<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They spoke<br \/>\nOf work shops<br \/>\nEditing<br \/>\nAnd fixing poems<br \/>\nNot quiet apprehended<br \/>\nBye me<br \/>\nLike some wolf<br \/>\nWho wandered into the city<br \/>\nAnd in countering being fixed<br \/>\nThat could halve been me<br \/>\nTastefully domesticated<br \/>\nHow ever knot today<br \/>\nAs nought a cur<br \/>\nGratefully run out of town<br \/>\nWith a prodigious pare<br \/>\nOf my own<br \/>\nAnd rather unregarded as homeless<br \/>\nThan house broken<\/p>\n<p>I have written much prose in my life, and I have edited such writings diligently, even perfectionisticly. However, when I resolved to adopt writing poetry as an intentional vocation\/vacation, I did not want to layer onto my writing anything that smacked of work. This includes not spending much time trying to promote my poetry. I enjoy writing poetry and I find it therapeutic. I finish most poems in one session. This is quite a miracle given my previous writing habits. Beside, my untamed style is probably not very conducive to many typical editing processes. I am done with the prose. Any how, I prefer to hang with the cons&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have encountered many opportunities to attend writers workshops and such. The impulse for me to attend has never arose. My style of poetry is free &#8212; and writefully worth every penny! 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