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In honor of my 50th birthday, I have decided to devote more time to writing.\u00a0 I hope to concentrate on pun-filled political satire, including epic poems.\u00a0 To get you started, here is my first major epic poem, in honor of Occupy Wall Street protesters and Jesus, both known for putting some skin in the game.\u00a0 The title of this epic poem, not surprisingly, is Christmas on Wall Street.\u00a0 Please be warned, this poem is very punny and very epic, meaning long and sweeping (mostly Wall Street Bull): Christmas on Wall Street \u2013 Occupying Humanity<\/a>. Enjoy at Christmas and beyond!<\/p>\n

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In honor of my 50th birthday, I have decided to devote more time to writing.\u00a0 I hope to concentrate on pun-filled political satire, including epic poems.\u00a0 To get you started, here is my first major epic poem, in honor of … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[25,5,10,388,305,24,486,23,21,658,17,27,298,7,31,22,718,30,529,4,26],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-poems","tag-christian","tag-christmas","tag-funny","tag-hope","tag-humanity","tag-jesus","tag-meaning","tag-occupy-wall-street","tag-parodies","tag-poems","tag-political","tag-protest-poetry","tag-protesters","tag-puns","tag-religious","tag-satire","tag-skin-in-the-game","tag-spiritual","tag-time","tag-wall-street","tag-wall-street-bull"],"yoast_head":"\nPUNNY Epic Poem: Christmas on Wall Street - Occupying Humanity | Funny Poems, Poems | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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