{"id":3995,"date":"2023-06-07T13:59:40","date_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3995"},"modified":"2023-06-07T13:59:40","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:59:40","slug":"abridge-too-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/07\/abridge-too-far\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Abridge Too Far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A poem about censorship, raising its ugly head again in America:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Abridge Too Far<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>With some seriously grievous squares<br \/>\nHow do we turn<br \/>\nThis censor ship round<br \/>\nWith their blank novel arguments<br \/>\nCons truing<br \/>\nSelective fictions<br \/>\nPartisan death sentences<br \/>\nAnd even pusillanimous no\u2019ing<br \/>\nOf God forbid, periods\u2026<br \/>\nA warped wink to half the pupils<br \/>\nIn trap<br \/>\nBuy some ill literacy<br \/>\nPoor tending to be<br \/>\nMen of letters<br \/>\nErasing the L<br \/>\nFrom some pubic library system<br \/>\nAnd some educators<br \/>\nGiving F\u2019s<br \/>\nLike \u201cthey\u201d are going out of style<br \/>\nIn a feckless whirled<br \/>\nA jihad sponsored by Q<br \/>\nWho will pay the accost<br \/>\nFlooding spent levies<br \/>\nWhitewashing dues<br \/>\nPay<br \/>\nKnow tension<br \/>\nToo The Man&#x2122;<br \/>\nBehind<br \/>\nThe iron curtain<br \/>\n[Red \u201cscare\u201d]<br \/>\nThe import of fine<br \/>\nDue you<br \/>\nReally mean<br \/>\nLibrarians?!<br \/>\nThey thought police<br \/>\nBe deviled by cop you late<br \/>\nSomehow superior to apprehending<br \/>\nFrayed of most anything with a spine<br \/>\nLike Fox&#x2122; in a chicken house<br \/>\nRunning in circles with their write wing<br \/>\nCraven for the fewed<br \/>\nIn gendering their junk views<br \/>\nAs love making<br \/>\nA breed of black lists<br \/>\nAnd bleeping facts of life<br \/>\nBanning every dinky obscenity posed<br \/>\nLock stock and barrel<br \/>\nIs holy<br \/>\nUp to snuff<br \/>\nAs is<br \/>\nA parochial canon<br \/>\nOr loco ordnance<br \/>\nThrowing the book at<br \/>\nIs parently<br \/>\nThe same deference<br \/>\nChop-chop<br \/>\nWeather riot or wrong<br \/>\nThe klan is really booking<br \/>\nRunning with scissors<br \/>\nAwe sides calling out<br \/>\n\u201cCut it out!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A poem about censorship, raising its ugly head again in America: Abridge Too Far With some seriously grievous squares How do we turn This censor ship round With their blank novel arguments Cons truing Selective fictions Partisan death sentences And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/07\/abridge-too-far\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[563,294,613,385,539,65,202,359,586,273,740,95,107],"class_list":["post-3995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-america","tag-awe","tag-censorship","tag-death","tag-facts","tag-god","tag-holy","tag-life","tag-literacy","tag-love","tag-partisan","tag-police","tag-poor"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Abridge Too Far | Poems | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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