{"id":3392,"date":"2020-02-07T10:56:51","date_gmt":"2020-02-07T15:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3392"},"modified":"2020-02-07T11:43:18","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T16:43:18","slug":"unimpeachable-poem-when-conspiracy-makes-a-perfect-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/07\/unimpeachable-poem-when-conspiracy-makes-a-perfect-call\/","title":{"rendered":"UNIMPEACHABLE POEM: When Conspiracy Makes a Perfect Call"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Conspiracy Makes a Perfect Call<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The Democrats made me<\/strong>
\nDue it<\/strong>
\nIn the end only<\/strong>
\nTempted bribery<\/strong>
\nIn awe I did<\/strong>
\nIn competence<\/strong>
\nMy soul motive<\/strong>
\nBuy partisan ship<\/strong>
\nA condemn nation urned<\/strong>
\nAs just US done<\/strong>
\nWith all the fix ins<\/strong>
\nSow what\u2019s the big deal<\/strong>
\nSurely you don\u2019t want<\/strong>
\nA nation of nancies<\/strong>
\nAnd immigrants<\/strong>
\n[insert off color joke hear]<\/strong>
\nWhatever<\/strong>
\nAccost<\/strong><\/p>\n

With the nearly seamless conspiracy and cover-up by senate Republicans, I feel that our nation is disabled and half of the country is making fun of it. Of course, Donald Trump, this half-ass satyr of a president, is leading the way by being the satire.<\/p>\n

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