{"id":3386,"date":"2020-02-05T08:35:18","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T13:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3386"},"modified":"2020-02-05T08:35:18","modified_gmt":"2020-02-05T13:35:18","slug":"poem-bs-meters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/05\/poem-bs-meters\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: BS Meters"},"content":{"rendered":"

BS Meters<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sometimes you just<\/strong>
\nNo<\/strong>
\nWhen the shit hits the fan<\/strong>
\nOr weather the biggest ass round<\/strong>
\nGoes Pompeii <\/strong>
\nAnd you can\u2019t even make out<\/strong>
\nYour exquisitely crafted bullshit meter<\/strong>
\nTurning out<\/strong>
\nTo be<\/strong>
\nEssentially needle-less<\/strong>
\nButt as they say<\/strong>
\nYou don\u2019t need a weatherman<\/strong>
\nTo let you no<\/strong>
\nWhich way the wind blows<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Bull<\/a>In increasingly surreal times, my bullshit meter has been largely pinned out. I may need to calibrate some kind of logarithmic scale to differentiate escalating levels of flying bullshit.\u00a0Of course, while exquisitely crafted and calibrated bullshit meters are nice, the old-fashioned smell test is often quite sufficient. And when that unmistakably distinctive wind blows, just say no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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