{"id":3380,"date":"2020-01-31T10:09:55","date_gmt":"2020-01-31T15:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2020-01-31T10:09:55","modified_gmt":"2020-01-31T15:09:55","slug":"an-apparently-unimpeachable-poem-if-only-it-were-just-bazaar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2020\/01\/31\/an-apparently-unimpeachable-poem-if-only-it-were-just-bazaar\/","title":{"rendered":"An Apparently Unimpeachable POEM: If Only It Were Just Bazaar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>If Only It Were Just Bazaar<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>He ran<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The whirled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Like a carny<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>King Con<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A sideshow gone viral<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Kicked off the island<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>No longer in realty<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Passing bills \u2018n washing ton<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In the house of white he<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Longs for the sweetness of cotton<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2018n elephant ears long fore gotten<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As he deafly rallies his confederates<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As hole country goes south<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today, Senate Republicans, alleged jurors, may end the impeachment trial that may not really have been a trial. Won way or the other, this will be a new precedent in the regime of this unprecedented president, Donald Trump, aka, The Don.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/END-REX-LEX.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3381\" src=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/END-REX-LEX.png\" alt=\"END REX LEX\" width=\"613\" height=\"803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/END-REX-LEX.png 613w, https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/END-REX-LEX-229x300.png 229w, https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/END-REX-LEX-600x786.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/a>By the way, rex lex means the king is the law. Rex lex is the opposite of nobody is above the law, equal protection under the law, and a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. 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