{"id":3369,"date":"2020-01-27T17:09:28","date_gmt":"2020-01-27T22:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3369"},"modified":"2020-01-27T17:09:28","modified_gmt":"2020-01-27T22:09:28","slug":"impeachment-trial-poem-constipated-just-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2020\/01\/27\/impeachment-trial-poem-constipated-just-us\/","title":{"rendered":"IMPEACHMENT TRIAL POEM: Constipated Just US"},"content":{"rendered":"

In loo of affront meant<\/strong>
\nAnd moral fiber privation<\/strong>
\nGone to won\u2019s head<\/strong>
\nA twitter tyrant<\/strong>
\nWith a porcelain prosthesis<\/strong>
\nAnd aim peachable<\/strong>
\nEffaces madder of coarse push back<\/strong>
\nTrying to void<\/strong>
\nBeing number two<\/strong>
\nThrone another election<\/strong>
\nThat irony handed rule<\/strong>
\nAll thumbs<\/strong>
\nPosedly made up<\/strong>
\nBuy ALL CAPS!!!<\/strong>
\nBuilding a wall<\/strong>
\nSurrounding himself<\/strong>
\nWith sicko fans<\/strong>
\nSandwiching partial jurors between<\/strong>
\nSects with nondisclosure agreements<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just, a poem I had to write to burn off some of the shitty energy swirling around Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, with The Don leading the way for his sycophants and partisan jurors. Will justice be had?<\/p>\n

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