{"id":3195,"date":"2025-05-11T10:12:48","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T14:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=3195"},"modified":"2025-05-11T10:12:48","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T14:12:48","slug":"expectant-parents-new-baby-poem-due-the-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/11\/expectant-parents-new-baby-poem-due-the-math\/","title":{"rendered":"Expectant Parents, New Baby POEM: Due, The Math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a poem of expectant parents, especially first-time parents. If this is a current reality, a future dream, or a long a go memory, this is a Mother&#8217;s Day poem of sorts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Due, The Math<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you have met your equal<br \/>\nOne plus one is won<br \/>\nEven then, what more can you expect?<br \/>\nOne plus one equals three!<br \/>\nPrepare ye the weigh<br \/>\nFore more than won arrival<br \/>\nIn such daze so grand, even great<br \/>\nFull of ma&#8217;s and pa&#8217;s<br \/>\nThe advent of a mass<br \/>\nGreater than ever before herd<br \/>\nAnd with each their presence bearing<br \/>\nAre versed in anew addition<br \/>\nYet on occasion<br \/>\nHither two<br \/>\nCaptivated by this Lilliputian spell<br \/>\nMay feel sow small and overwhelmed<br \/>\nCry<br \/>\nUncle and aunt<br \/>\nAnd in a twinkling<br \/>\nLook what you&#8217;ve created!<br \/>\nMore than two handfuls<br \/>\nThe miracle of relativity<br \/>\nThe energy of this mass multiplying<br \/>\nBuy more then the speed of light<br \/>\nWithal in due time<br \/>\nAnd no strings attached<br \/>\nTrade up wading for waiting<br \/>\nAnd still, you wish!<br \/>\nYet in the present<br \/>\nKnowing how choice<br \/>\nBetween ardor and ardor<br \/>\nEnough to give you pause (and the occasional hand)<br \/>\nWeather feeling blue or tickled pink<br \/>\nEngendering in tuition of life<br \/>\nOh boy! A lass!<br \/>\nEther weigh<br \/>\nThe surest proof<br \/>\nThat life adds up<br \/>\nGrasping what counts<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a poem of expectant parents, especially first-time parents. If this is a current reality, a future dream, or a long a go memory, this is a Mother&#8217;s Day poem of sorts. 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