{"id":2858,"date":"2017-11-15T12:11:09","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T17:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=2858"},"modified":"2017-11-15T12:17:10","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T17:17:10","slug":"who-would-jesus-masturbate-in-front-of-american-evangelical-apologists-for-sexual-predation-reach-a-new-low-and-keep-reaching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/15\/who-would-jesus-masturbate-in-front-of-american-evangelical-apologists-for-sexual-predation-reach-a-new-low-and-keep-reaching\/","title":{"rendered":"FREE POSTER: Who Would Jesus Masturbate In Front Of? American Evangelical Apologists for Sexual Predation Reach a New Low . . . And Keep Reaching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sickened by American evangelical so-called Christians serving as apologists for sexual predation.\u00a0 There is a seriously dark evil engulfing Christians who profess conservative sexual morality and also serve as the first line of defense of sexual predators, whether this takes the form of not listening to victims of sexual assault or minimizing the endemic trauma women must endure in our rape culture.\u00a0 This free poster goes out to all Christians who don&#8217;t defend women from sexual harassment and sexual assault:\u00a0Who Would Jesus Masturbate In Front Of? 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American Evangelical Apologists for Sexual Predation Reach a New Low And Keep Reaching \" width=\"613\" height=\"792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Who-Would-Jesus-Masturbate-In-Front-Of.png 613w, https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Who-Would-Jesus-Masturbate-In-Front-Of-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Who-Would-Jesus-Masturbate-In-Front-Of-600x775.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/a>While this may be the most far out &#8220;What Would Jesus Do&#8221; design I have done yet, I have a whole collection of <a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Religious-Spiritual\/WWJD-What-Would-Jesus-Do-Designs-Products-Merchandise-Store-Shop.html\">WWJD designs<\/a> from a leftist, social justice perspective:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Anti-War\/Buttons\/What-Would-Jesus-Do-Protest-War-ANTI-WAR-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Anti-War\/What-Would-Jesus-Do-Protest-War.gif\" alt=\"What Would Jesus Do? 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