{"id":2650,"date":"2017-01-24T10:07:07","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T15:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=2650"},"modified":"2017-01-24T10:10:11","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T15:10:11","slug":"poem-tickling-gods-whiskers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/24\/poem-tickling-gods-whiskers\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Tickling God&#8217;s Whiskers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He thought<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Too himself<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>More or less<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>THAT would tickle God&#8217;s whiskers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Which was particularly funny<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Since God has no whiskers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Un-less<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>That is<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>God is right<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Under your knows<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Peace-Signs\/Buttons\/Human-Race-has-one-really-effective-weapon-laughter-PEACE-QUOTE-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Great-Quotes\/Peace-Quotes\/Peace-Quote-47.gif\" alt=\"Human Race has one really effective weapon: laughter--PEACE QUOTE BUTTON\" width=\"172\" height=\"172\" \/><\/a>This short poem plays with the notion that God is more than we can even imagine. \u00a0To some, this may launch profuse ponderings of untold wise cracks, offering glimpses into eternal mysteries of the spirit. \u00a0Too sum, this may forebode cruel jokes of a grumpy owed man shitting up on his throne, offering butt flashes of the highest rank. \u00a0Either weigh, the joke is, well, on you.<\/p>\n<p>What did the child say when he happened up on three holes in the ground? \u00a0&#8220;Well, well, well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Religious-Spiritual\/Buttons\/Got-Laughter-SPIRITUAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Religious-Spiritual\/Got-Laughter.gif\" alt=\"Got Laughter SPIRITUAL BUTTON\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He thought Too himself More or less THAT would tickle God&#8217;s whiskers Which was particularly funny Since God has no whiskers Un-less That is God is right Under your knows This short poem plays with the notion that God is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/24\/poem-tickling-gods-whiskers\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,15],"tags":[10,65,595,500,658,94,53],"class_list":["post-2650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-funny","tag-god","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-short-poems"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Tickling God&#039;s Whiskers | Funny Poems, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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