{"id":2538,"date":"2016-10-18T11:32:59","date_gmt":"2016-10-18T16:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2016-10-18T11:32:59","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T16:32:59","slug":"donald-trump-election-poem-owed-too-an-election-the-dons-power-grab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/18\/donald-trump-election-poem-owed-too-an-election-the-dons-power-grab\/","title":{"rendered":"ELECTION POEM: Owed Too An Election: The Don’s Power Grab"},"content":{"rendered":"

How grate thou art<\/strong>
\nOf the power grab<\/strong>
\nToo expose the private part of US<\/strong>
\nAs innocence on the lam<\/strong>
\nSow so sorry<\/strong>
\nAs if<\/strong>
\nHe is just<\/strong>
\nExercising<\/strong>
\nHis first amend meant<\/strong>
\nRites<\/strong>
\nSow so owed<\/strong>
\nAn election<\/strong>
\nFantasies of a big rig in<\/strong>
\nA necessary re-take<\/strong>
\nOf the White house<\/strong>
\nAnd pet project<\/strong>
\nThe Lincoln bedroom<\/strong>
\nMaid into<\/strong>
\nHis own<\/strong>
\nPersonnel<\/strong>
\nLocker room<\/strong>
\nAloud too due<\/strong>
\nAny thing<\/strong>
\nIf only<\/strong>
\nGiven<\/strong>
\nEnough<\/strong>
\nGrope<\/strong>
\nWe must<\/strong>
\nYack knowledge<\/strong>
\nThat he will<\/strong>
\nBe, well, hung<\/strong>
\nBye himself<\/strong>
\nSow giving<\/strong>
\nThe biggest hand<\/strong>
\nWeave never scene<\/strong><\/p>\n

This poem is yet another tribute to the perversity of Donald Trump and his disingenuous, dissembling presidential campaign. \u00a0\"SEXISM<\/a>His misogyny alone should be enough to disqualify him from elected office and holding women’s trust — or holding women’s.anything for that matter. \u00a0His serial sexual assault of women should not be simply a private madder. \u00a0Only slightly less scandalous\u00a0and distracting are his schoolyard tantrums as his elephantine election dreams droop, projecting a parosmic paranoia that the election must be rigged. \u00a0Perhaps the only thing that might finish off Donald Trump and such an\u00a0over-sized election might be some penitential mass debating sow wince and for awe he can flaunt how chaste he is in mates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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