{"id":2402,"date":"2016-07-22T12:09:08","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T17:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2016-07-22T12:09:08","modified_gmt":"2016-07-22T17:09:08","slug":"political-poem-elections-bought-souled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/22\/political-poem-elections-bought-souled\/","title":{"rendered":"POLITICAL POEM: Elections Bought and Souled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>What due<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Know choice candidates<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Fenced by kleptocrats<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And undebatable Republicrats<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Their exclusive promise<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A system fixed<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Throwing political parties<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Incorporations wee trust<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In-firm ideologies<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The body politic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Under the whether<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Or worse yet<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Riddled with ballots<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Everlustingly powered by fossil fools<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In a match we cannot win<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Insurmountably ante<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In that roil flush<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Heil to the chief<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>A fight un-till the deaf<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Trumped and trumpeted<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Victor and Victoria<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dubiously herald and maudlin<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Never to be<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Over looking<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Assuaged by aristocrat videos<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>On line with your own<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Thinking<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In auditorium pact<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And in undrivable streets<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Razing hell<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Is the key too city hall<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lo expectations<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Unmanageable hopes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And unbridled promise<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Be dammed!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Wholly our own<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>What will we elect<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Too due<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Bought and souled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Buy the damned and the elect<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Won and the same<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Decidedly over turn<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Your choice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/99-percent-of-Republicans-give-the-rest-a-bad-name-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/99-percent-of-Republicans-give-the-rest-a-bad-name.gif\" alt=\"99 percent of Republicans give the rest a bad name POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>The end is coming&#8230;to the Republican national convention. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/BOTH-Parties-Are-Revolting-Why-Aren-t-You-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/BOTH-Parties-Are-Revolting-Why-Aren-t-You.gif\" alt=\"BOTH Parties Are Revolting, Why Aren't You? POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"172\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>The Democratic national convention is coming next week. \u00a0Well, I guess we are more like in the middle of the end. \u00a0The careening authoritarianism of Donald Trump will be supervened by the triangulating trajectory of Hillary Clinton. \u00a0These daze long political ads prestidigitate\u00a0the non-binding platform in the\u00a0raze to see who can commandeer the Commander-in-chief helm, sans the funny looking hat of other scary clowns.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/Republican-Democrat-Not-Playing-Your-Silly-Games-Anymore-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Republican-Democrat-Not-Playing-Your-Silly-Games-Anymore.gif\" alt=\"Republican, Democrat, Not Playing Your Silly Games Anymore POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>This poem exposes the juxtaposers, who adorn false choices in efface of chronically neglected issues and give rare acclaim to the canon fodder of their revered platforms. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/I-Don-t-Care-Which-Party-Is-In-Control-I-Don-t-Want-To-Be-Controlled-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/I-Don-t-Care-Which-Party-Is-In-Control-I-Don-t-Want-To-Be-Controlled.gif\" alt=\"I Don't Care Which Party Is In Control, I Don't Want To Be Controlled POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"172\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>Awe that is sacred will be parsed into bite-sized pieces in keeping with\u00a0easy consumption. \u00a0We are the promised people, wee are tolled. \u00a0Bootstraps for awe. \u00a0The souls will have no wholes. \u00a0Sow the aristocrat&#8217;s state, agin and agin.<\/p>\n<p>The time is ripe to stop following these crumb bums. \u00a0In the revolution, you will turn around and see your neighbor, not these professional posers. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/Democrats-Think-The-Glass-Is-Half-Full-Republicans-Think-The-Glass-Is-Theirs.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Democrats-Think-The-Glass-Is-Half-Full-Republicans-Think-The-Glass-Is-Theirs.gif\" alt=\"Democrats Think The Glass Is Half Full, Republicans Think The Glass Is Theirs - FUNNY POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>Humanity needs human faces, not friendish facades. \u00a0If our future wrests soully with electoral politics, that literal ballot to ahead bids us quite miraculously to walk away, a cross bridges yet unbuilt,\u00a0over walls however deliriously high, to a fresh future steeped in ancient wisdom and teeming with expectant vitality. \u00a0The choice is ours, ever worth more than can ever be printed on paper, or boxes checked out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to check out lots more <a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Election-Designs-Products-Merchandise-Store-Shop.html\">funny election designs<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Third-Party-Politics-Designs-Products-Merchandise-Store-Shop.html\">cool third party designs<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Anti-Republican-Designs-Products-Merchandise-Store-Shop.html\">hilarious anti-Republican designs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/Some-People-Say-We-Need-A-Third-Party-I-Wish-We-Had-A-Second-One-Jim-Hightower-quote-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Some-People-Say-We-Need-A-Third-Party-I-Wish-We-Had-A-Second-One-Jim-Hightower-quote.gif\" alt=\"Some People Say We Need A Third Party. 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