{"id":2308,"date":"2016-06-03T13:31:37","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T18:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2016-06-03T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T18:31:37","slug":"poem-trump-u-university","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/03\/poem-trump-u-university\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Trump U"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>What are you<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Fraud of<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>That witch trumps university<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Coaching that imperceptible deference<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Between ignorance and apathy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Knot knowing or caring<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Students funked<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Never to be<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Defunct<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Taken by the Don<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Bankrupt in every way<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Never graduating pompous circumstances<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And his conceded tautology<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Let buy gones be buy gones<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The fraud of Donald Trump continues unabated. \u00a0Trump University has allot to teach US, as the Don bequeaths\u00a0his hardily gratuitous lessens. \u00a0The supposably honorary third degree from doctored\u00a0Trump rations his\u00a0bizarre quotas to ravenous mediums chomping at the bit to \u00a0 divine truth so easily christened. \u00a0Donald ducks insubstantial quests in a bout his caricature of humanity. \u00a0Left or riot is any won&#8217;s guest. \u00a0He is\u00a0red, the rite act. \u00a0Everyman is crowned and every whoa man is frowned. \u00a0Never the lass, he may be\u00a0throned, of the porcelain variety, regularly\u00a0off color. \u00a0And with that\u00a0seat up, he will jocularly screw maiden America, or any daughter, of the American evolution that is. \u00a0Shirley, there will be no hippo campus at his highbrow collage of cosmetic cosmologies. \u00a0King Trump mightily Depends\u2122\u00a0his unpronounceable cymbal formally known as Trump U. \u00a0And not with standing, God loves him, giving him a big hand, as edict among us, unveritable whopper delivered to burghers cross the nation. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.toppun.com\/Political\/Buttons\/Don-t-Blame-Me-My-Vote-Was-Thrown-Away-POLITICAL-BUTTON.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/toppun.com\/Political\/Don-t-Blame-Me-My-Vote-Was-Thrown-Away.gif\" alt=\"Don't Blame Me, My Vote Was Thrown Away POLITICAL BUTTON\" width=\"172\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a>The King dumb of God is up on US. \u00a0Can some give me an omen. \u00a0For awe of this, will only,\u00a0come to ahead after pain much tuition in the poison ivy league, reckoning that doomed scratch and ran dumb itches\u00a0for all they are worth. \u00a0As good as bust, and skirting, ruin US, laying odds on Night Mare in the fifth raze. \u00a0I don&#8217;t always drink Dos Equis (XX), but when I due, I have a third party.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you Fraud of That witch trumps university Coaching that imperceptible deference Between ignorance and apathy Knot knowing or caring Students funked Never to be Defunct Taken by the Don Bankrupt in every way Never graduating pompous circumstances And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/03\/poem-trump-u-university\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174,9,15],"tags":[563,642,294,671,440,65,305,658,94,701,421],"class_list":["post-2308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-america","tag-apathy","tag-awe","tag-donald-trump","tag-evolution","tag-god","tag-humanity","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-third-party","tag-truth"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Trump U | News, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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