{"id":1926,"date":"2015-09-27T12:43:38","date_gmt":"2015-09-27T17:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2015-09-27T12:43:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-27T17:43:38","slug":"poem-to-abettor-portion-owed-to-math-you-5-21-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/27\/poem-to-abettor-portion-owed-to-math-you-5-21-48\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: To Abettor Portion: Owed To Math You 5:21-48"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The shepherd pays dear<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Attention to his sheep<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As the sheep due<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Not follow suits<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But accompany prophets<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In ways safe from a peril<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>That compound interest in the whirled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As you have herd<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It said<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You shall not murder<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But now this is tolled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Do not bill bloodsheds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>To finance your palatial manner<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Or liquidate nations<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>In the name of kicking assets<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Do not except life<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And its costly knock offs<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Anyone who pro claims<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Your life is feudal <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Or you fuel<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Will end up burning oneself<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And anyone bastardizing my word<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Is an executer of my state<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Do not purchase good will<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Wile others out lay<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Make it rite personally<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Without gaudy talk <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Before just us<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Decent upon you<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Rather forced to pain<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Fore every debt sentence<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sow all can make cents<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You have herd<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It said<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You shall not commit adultery<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But now this is tolled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Any man dishonoring the source<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Of human life on earth<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Wood be better off<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Had he never been borne<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Any man divorcing himself<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>From what is a parent<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Is not fit for a womb of his owin&#8217; <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You have herd<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It said<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Long a go<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Do not brake your promise<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But now this is tolled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Do not sow your wiled oaths<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>At awe<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Your promise on heaven unearth<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>From here on ahead<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>This simply know<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And yes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Any more sow<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Is from the evil won<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You have herd<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It said<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>An eye for an eye<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And a tooth for a tooth<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But now this is tolled<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As eye tooth sow telling<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Bring to light every bone picked<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sow not striking in efface<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>As a retainer of humanity<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And if won from beyond<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>What is fare comes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Barren suits<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Down on you<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Make just us naked<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>XXX-posing<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Shame on them<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Farcing won too walk a mile<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sow trying<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>To catch 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traditional message of religionists and secular conventional wisdom.\u00a0 This culminates in the proclamation that God rains on the just and the unjust.\u00a0 This indiscriminate love is the unending ideology that Jesus is found rooting, nurtured by such reign as is God&#8217;s.\u00a0 Jesus incarnated the reality that we are at our best when we are fully our self and fully God&#8217;s.\u00a0 Accepting and giving freely is the deepest nature of God that we can reflect in our lives.\u00a0 Jesus was such the juggernaut of grace whose designs were to overthrow the weighs of the whirled.\u00a0 Jesus did not desire to be some historical pinnacle set up on an untouchable pedestal and worshiped.\u00a0 Jesus lived to tear down the very notion of untouchable, the bedrock of dominating class.\u00a0 Anyone accessing the indiscriminate love that Jesus accessed, that is, asking for anything in Jesus&#8217; name\/character will surpass even Jesus&#8217; accomplishments during his life: &#8220;Anyone who believes in me, will do the same works I do, and even greater works.&#8221; (John 14:12)\u00a0 Of course, indiscriminate love is a lousy foundation to rule over others, totally in sync with the instruction by Jesus to be servant leaders, not masters.\u00a0 Religion, committed to such a precept, will find itself at the heart of human needs, as the oppressed and dispossessed will be attracted like a magnet to non-judgment and working solidarity and service &#8212; awe without a needs assessment!\u00a0 Of course, you will find an enemy in the powers that be which depend of dividing and conquering for their dehumanizing weigh of life.\u00a0 I find great joy and solace in the summary (variously attributed)\u00a0 that Jesus only promised us three things: to be completely fearless, absurdly happy, and in constant trouble.\u00a0 May it be so!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shepherd pays dear Attention to his sheep As the sheep due Not follow suits But accompany 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