{"id":1826,"date":"2015-08-10T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T13:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2015-08-10T08:51:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T13:51:45","slug":"poem-corn-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/10\/poem-corn-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Corn Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

Awe shucks<\/strong>
\nAre you ripe for the picking<\/strong>
\nOr just glad to see me<\/strong>
\nShe cried out<\/strong>
\nAll ready<\/strong>
\nEnough!<\/strong>
\nTo make the maters blush<\/strong><\/p>\n

OK, here’s an overwhelmingly fresh, corny, summer poem, in honor of my recent trip to relatives in the great state of Iowa.\u00a0 Pretty much speaks for itself.\u00a0 You are welcome to take it any way you like it…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Awe shucks Are you ripe for the picking Or just glad to see me She cried out All ready Enough! To make the maters blush OK, here’s an overwhelmingly fresh, corny, summer poem, in honor of my recent trip to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,9],"tags":[294,10,658,94,53,186],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-about-top-pun","category-poems","tag-awe","tag-funny","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-short-poems","tag-state"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: Corn Porn | About Top Pun, Poems | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: Corn Porn, About Top Pun, Poems, Awe, Funny, Poems, Poetry, Short Poems, State Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/10\/poem-corn-porn\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"\",\"@id\":\"\"},\"headline\":\"POEM: Corn Porn\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-08-10T13:00:54+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2015-08-10T13:51:45+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":67,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"keywords\":[\"Awe\",\"Funny\",\"Poems\",\"Poetry\",\"Short Poems\",\"State\"],\"articleSection\":[\"About Top Pun\",\"Poems\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/10\\\/poem-corn-porn\\\/\",\"name\":\"POEM: Corn Porn | About Top Pun, Poems | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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