{"id":1610,"date":"2014-08-19T13:21:18","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2014-08-19T13:21:53","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:21:53","slug":"poem-rent-this-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/19\/poem-rent-this-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Rent This Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Rent this poem<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Call 419-244-2169<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This simple poem is a parody of commercialism.\u00a0 This poem mocks the lack of real content in many advertisements.\u00a0 Unfortunately, countless advertisements bombard most any available space in our lives.\u00a0 Such ads compete for our valuable attention and threaten to fill our minds with inane content\u00a0 My poem does have some real content though &#8212; yes, that is my real phone number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rent this poem Call 419-244-2169 This simple poem is a parody of commercialism.\u00a0 This poem mocks the lack of real content in many advertisements.\u00a0 Unfortunately, countless advertisements bombard most any available space in our lives.\u00a0 Such ads compete for our &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/19\/poem-rent-this-poem\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,9,15],"tags":[572,166,313,609,21,658,94,53],"class_list":["post-1610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-about-top-pun","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-advertising","tag-commercial","tag-inane","tag-mock","tag-parodies","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-short-poems"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Rent This Poem | About Top Pun, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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