{"id":1599,"date":"2014-08-13T14:40:48","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T19:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1599"},"modified":"2014-08-13T14:43:26","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T19:43:26","slug":"double-oh-seven-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/13\/double-oh-seven-up\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Double Oh Seven Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Double Oh Seven Up<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He bought<\/strong>
\nThat violence works<\/strong>
\nBuy strong<\/strong>
\nWield men<\/strong>
\nWhere once lust<\/strong>
\nNow found<\/strong>
\nLike some secret<\/strong>
\nAgent of change<\/strong>
\nAs if<\/strong>
\nLike first see’d<\/strong>
\nBared in some virgin soil<\/strong>
\nUnable to grow any further<\/strong>
\nOnly ending<\/strong>
\nWith another stiff<\/strong>
\nDrink<\/strong>
\nAs know other<\/strong>
\nShaken<\/strong>
\nBut not stirred<\/strong><\/p>\n

This poem melds the themes of mythologized violence, superficial sexuality, and substance abuse as ultimately ineffectual coping mechanisms to deal with narcissistic adventures that shake up others lives but are barren of inspiration.<\/p>\n

This poems title, “Double Oh Seven Up,” is one of my poem titles that ends up… being a more integral part of the poem, elucidating further its overall meaning. The “007” pun sets up the context for the poem by appropriating all of the glorified violence and easy sexuality from the Ian Fleming James Bond mythic biopics, where a license to kill and bonding one’s jimmy to anything that moves is the order — or disorder — of the day. The pop classic of “shaken not stirred” becomes a metaphor for the impotence of alcohol or other numbing escapes to soothe the real pain of violence, leaving us with mere Seven Up, like some taunting virginal martini falling flat at that. Indulging such lower ordered ways of being in the world — e.g., live and let die — represents a form of arrested human development. Such narcissistic adventures ultimately prove unsatisfying, that is, outside the timeframe of Hollywood and its cinematic consumer products. Maybe there is a reason that the term “theater” shows up in warfare! The “Double Oh” is a passing tip of the hat, a glimpse of recognition, that the merry-go-round of addiction to violence can only be escaped by refusing to order another “007 Up,” no matter how good it feels in the short run.<\/p>\n

Combining violence and sex in such storytelling creates a seductive world view, at least for the alpha male demographic, creating the illusion that violence solves problems and that somehow chicks are attracted to bloodshed that does not foretell life-giving commitments. Mean wile, back in the real world, we are left with another stiff, soiled innocence, and soul-numbing coping mechanisms<\/p>\n

As a bonus pun, the secret<\/em> reference is also a reference to The Secret, a book and movie that almost fetishizes personal power, downgrading communal solutions and blending narcissism and spiritual enlightenment in a near perfect tour de force, which purely coincidentally harnesses consumer success in the US self-help marketplace. HINT: Never buy any product that includes ‘secret’ in its title or description, especially if preceded by The<\/em>.\u00a0 Of course, as they say, if it sounds too good to be true, you may have a self-help bestseller…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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