{"id":1499,"date":"2014-04-27T06:04:39","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T11:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2014-04-26T12:22:34","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T17:22:34","slug":"poem-throwing-up-arms-in-disgust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/27\/poem-throwing-up-arms-in-disgust\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Throwing Up Her Arms in Disgust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>She threw up her arms in disgust<br \/>\nHe said that she might want to stick to finger food<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This short, funny poem is a good case study into how my twisted mind works.  First, I am not often put off by gruesome whimsy.  Whimsy typically wins.  Smiles trump frowns.  Groans are not necessarily to be avoided.<\/p>\n<p>This poem was spurred by witnessing someone putting her arms in the air with mild frustration.  My dramatic flair and habitual scanning for multiple meanings did the rest.  Throwing up is, of coarse, a classical crowd pleaser in elementary humor.  Following the inescapable logic of throwing up one&#8217;s arms led to the sensible call for moderation, thus the suggestion of sticking to finger foods.  If in this small digest, you don&#8217;t find justification for such a poem, please remember that it wasn&#8217;t me who bit off more than they could chew&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She threw up her arms in disgust He said that she might want to stick to finger food This short, funny poem is a good case study into how my twisted mind works. 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