{"id":1461,"date":"2014-04-08T16:23:23","date_gmt":"2014-04-08T21:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2014-04-08T16:24:51","modified_gmt":"2014-04-08T21:24:51","slug":"poem-mountain-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/08\/poem-mountain-love\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Mountain of Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">He cried out<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;I would climb the highest mountain for you!&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">She said<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;How about doing your fair share of housework?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This short poem goes out to all the ladies in the house.\u00a0 I am a big fan of epic love.\u00a0 I salute grand romantic gestures.\u00a0 There is an all-to-vacant spot in our universe for such sumptuous stunts for ailing hearts.\u00a0 On the other hand, the foundation of love, and all grand acts, is sharing our day-to-day lives.\u00a0 This includes such mundane tasks at housework.\u00a0 To be a helpmate to one another is very sexy.\u00a0 So step it up fellas.\u00a0 Climb that mountain of laundry.\u00a0 Scale that mountain of chores.\u00a0 Otherwise, she may just clean house all by herself&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He cried out &#8220;I would climb the highest mountain for you!&#8221; She said &#8220;How about doing your fair share of housework?&#8221; This short poem goes out to all the ladies in the house.\u00a0 I am a big fan of epic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/08\/poem-mountain-love\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[10,431,273,658,94,423,610,472,53,487,380],"class_list":["post-1461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-poems","tag-funny","tag-heart","tag-love","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-relationships","tag-romantic","tag-sex","tag-short-poems","tag-universe","tag-work"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Mountain of Love | Funny Poems, Poems | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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