{"id":1450,"date":"2014-04-02T18:28:59","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T23:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2014-04-02T18:28:59","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T23:28:59","slug":"poem-razz-putin-owed-ukraine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/02\/poem-razz-putin-owed-ukraine\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Razz Putin: Owed to Ukraine"},"content":{"rendered":"

As things<\/span>
\nGo south<\/span>
\nAnd wiled west<\/span>
\nStupefying as some razz Putin<\/span>
\nWhat due we have<\/span>
\nHear<\/span>
\nA good ol’ boy<\/span>
\nRe-siding in backcountry<\/span>
\nRushin’ cross<\/span>
\nToo bear<\/span>
\nAn unsettling black see<\/span>
\nA lynch pin for his sue veneer pogram<\/span>
\nA tar-nation<\/span>
\nAnd feather in<\/span>
\nHis cap<\/span>
\nIn someone else’s<\/span>
\nAs I’m-Putin’ vanity<\/span>
\nAs pass over sanity<\/span>
\nEgos wear ever wont<\/span>
\nAbounding airs<\/span>
\nOccupying armies<\/span>
\nA boarder crossing<\/span>
\nMounting manly farces<\/span>
\nIn along tradition<\/span>
\nOf bastards and goose step children<\/span>
\nInvading the motherland<\/span>
\nHerr outskirts and upskirts<\/span>
\nThe enemy becoming<\/span>
\nHapless prey<\/span>
\nAnd bereaved to be<\/span>
\nOn their knees<\/span>
\nWith horror teeming<\/span>
\nAs never enough<\/span>
\nGiven the boot<\/span>
\nAs importune back ground<\/span>
\nUkraine your neck<\/span>
\nIn eminent effluence<\/span>
\nIts about face<\/span>
\nKnowing no boundaries<\/span>
\nThat final frontier<\/span>
\nWhere know man<\/span>
\nHas gone before<\/span>
\nNever just<\/span>
\nCovering wons assets<\/span>
\nEntire specious over stepping<\/span>
\nThe acquisitive mine <\/span>
\nAs nothing conceited<\/span>
\nLike some broken<\/span>
\nHysterical record<\/span>
\nNever grasping<\/span>
\nThat which wee<\/span>
\nRe-hearse<\/span>
\nFor in any language<\/span>
\nThe present tense<\/span>
\nSow surpassing pretense<\/span>
\nThe dividing lyings<\/span>
\nBe tween<\/span>
\nChildhood and adult hood<\/span>
\nA parent to only a few<\/span>
\nThe bot and souled<\/span>
\nA won for two sail<\/span>
\nFor those down<\/span>
\nCrimea river<\/span>
\nWithout a paddle<\/span>
\nAs hope offed spring<\/span>
\nUntil just<\/span>
\nFull groan <\/span>
\nAmiss the not-so minor prospect <\/span>
\nOf unending descendents<\/span>
\nBecoming won<\/span><\/p>\n

This ode to the Ukraine goes out to all of those harmed by the corruption and violence perpetrated by both Russia and the west.\u00a0 The people of the Ukraine are being made the pawns of a re-nude cold war, led by Vladimir Putin, who is strangely reminiscent of the wiled west.\u00a0 May we be won people, not by dividing, but by uniting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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