{"id":10383,"date":"2026-08-04T10:43:31","date_gmt":"2026-08-04T14:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=10383"},"modified":"2026-08-04T10:43:31","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T14:43:31","slug":"poem-congressional-ethics-is-crimes-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/08\/04\/poem-congressional-ethics-is-crimes-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Congressional Ethics is Crimes Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

Congressional Ethics is Crimes Bitch<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

He put it out there
\nAs a prominent member
\nOf ethics commit he
\nAs run
\nA muck
\nSwamped with allegations
\nUnanswered
\nTheir attest
\nAs legislators protect their own
\nPower
\nTo commit crimes
\nNot just
\nEthics violations due
\nTheir doody
\nSwelling outside the halls of power
\nIn stone cold
\nOver seeing democracy
\nAs nepotism of a mob family
\nAs criminal sin dick it
\nAnd mirror ethics
\nNeutered
\nAs con fronting ax of crime
\nWhat will
\nIt take
\nTo get
\nTheir hows in order
\nToo know regard
\nTo making degrade
\nAwe the wile
\nPro claiming
\nAs a rep of the people
\nFucking A!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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