{"id":10351,"date":"2026-07-30T12:16:24","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T16:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=10351"},"modified":"2026-07-30T12:16:24","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T16:16:24","slug":"poem-indicting-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/30\/poem-indicting-ai\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Indicting AI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am tolled that we can indict a ham sandwich, but not regulate AI&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Indicting AI<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhile food safety standards demand strict oversight on how a sandwich is prepared, stored, and sold, the world\u2019s most transformative technology\u2014capable of rewriting economies, societies, and perhaps humanity itself\u2014is operating in a near-total regulatory vacuum.\u201d<\/em> \u2013A quote eaten from the internet<\/p>\n<p>The doomer-verse<br \/>\nIndicts the artificially intelligent<br \/>\nBoomers<br \/>\nAs the bomb<br \/>\nRobots eschewing any rule<br \/>\nWhat sow ever<br \/>\nWile still kicking as<br \/>\nAI<br \/>\nIs regulated less than a ham sandwich<br \/>\nAs we raze to replace<br \/>\nAwe humans<br \/>\nIs just<br \/>\nNot me<br \/>\nSoully every won ails<br \/>\nAs we are bared<br \/>\nEnd up<br \/>\nSoully Abel<br \/>\nTo indict a ham sandwich<br \/>\nAs we become pork<br \/>\nStuck<br \/>\nIn the mettle of what<br \/>\nWe have<br \/>\nBred<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am tolled that we can indict a ham sandwich, but not regulate AI&#8230; Indicting AI \u201cWhile food safety standards demand strict oversight on how a sandwich is prepared, stored, and sold, the world\u2019s most transformative technology\u2014capable of rewriting economies, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/30\/poem-indicting-ai\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174,9,15],"tags":[792],"class_list":["post-10351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-artificial-intelligence"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Indicting AI | News, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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