{"id":10230,"date":"2026-07-23T08:54:35","date_gmt":"2026-07-23T12:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=10230"},"modified":"2026-07-23T08:54:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-23T12:54:35","slug":"poem-the-straight-of-whore-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/23\/poem-the-straight-of-whore-muse\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: The Straight of Whore Muse"},"content":{"rendered":"

War is a bust case scenario, having its weigh, pro creating flailing solutions to the vary problems bringing a bout…<\/p>\n

The Straight of Whore Muse<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

He got bent
\nAs he loved soully strait lyin\u2019s
\nNeither hear nor their
\nA twister
\nIn a whirled screwed
\nAt lust, getting
\nWin of what
\nBase meant
\nHe is going down
\nTo the hell wore
\nBuy kings with nothing abut
\nA dress
\nOver his ahead
\nSoully no\u2019ing
\nThe true meaning
\nOf hittin\u2019 everything
\nAs moving<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

War is a bust case scenario, having its weigh, pro creating flailing solutions to the vary problems bringing a bout… The Straight of Whore Muse He got bent As he loved soully strait lyin\u2019s Neither hear nor their A twister … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,9,15],"tags":[747,671,817,639,467,226,203],"class_list":["post-10230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anti-war","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-anti-trump","tag-donald-trump","tag-monarchy","tag-narcissism","tag-nihilism","tag-sociopathy","tag-war"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: The Straight of Whore Muse | Anti-War, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: The Straight of Whore Muse, Anti-War, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, anti-Trump, Donald Trump, monarchy, Narcissism, Nihilism, Sociopathy, War Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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