{"id":10219,"date":"2026-07-26T02:50:57","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T06:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=10219"},"modified":"2026-07-25T09:54:00","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T13:54:00","slug":"poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/26\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Where Would You Expect to Find Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

That earth homme, think outside, unbox…<\/p>\n

Where Would You Expect to Find Me?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhy were you searching for me?\u201d he asked. \u201cDidn\u2019t you know I had to be in my Father\u2019s house?<\/em> — Jesus in Luke 2:49<\/p>\n

What\u2019s wrong
\nWith yo Mama
\nDid you no
\nWhere I had to be
\nMy Father\u2019s house
\nAs well
\nThe largesse ever
\nSow no problem
\nIf you can\u2019t find
\nWhat
\nYou looking for
\nKnow biggie
\n196 billion, 939 million, 900,000 square feet
\nA big as God
\nRe-choirs
\nSuch hows
\nAs form me and my hows hold
\nWee shall serve the Lord<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That earth homme, think outside, unbox… Where Would You Expect to Find Me? \u201cWhy were you searching for me?\u201d he asked. \u201cDidn\u2019t you know I had to be in my Father\u2019s house? — Jesus in Luke 2:49 What\u2019s wrong With … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[643],"class_list":["post-10219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-mother-earth"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: Where Would You Expect to Find Me? | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: Where Would You Expect to Find Me?, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, Mother Earth Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/26\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Top Pun\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Top Pun\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"headline\":\"POEM: Where Would You Expect to Find Me?\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-07-26T06:50:57+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":106,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"keywords\":[\"Mother Earth\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Poems\",\"Political and Philosophical Musings\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/07\\\/26\\\/poem-where-would-you-expect-to-find-me\\\/\",\"name\":\"POEM: Where Would You Expect to Find Me? 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