{"id":10158,"date":"2026-07-22T13:39:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T17:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=10158"},"modified":"2026-07-22T13:39:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T17:39:25","slug":"poem-epstein-philes-owed-to-sex-traffic-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/22\/poem-epstein-philes-owed-to-sex-traffic-king\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Epstein-philes \u2013 Owed to Sex Traffic King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The infamous sex traffickers, the Tate bros from the hypermasculine manosphere, have finally been extradited from the U.S. to the UK. The Trump orbit seems to be cutting them loose from their previous mob protection scheme. Could this be a breaking point for the Epstein-philes? This poem deals with the Epstein class, or more apropos, their lack of class&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Epstein-philes \u2013 Owed to Sex Traffic King<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>WARNING: This poem contains images of caste rating the Epstein class<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The rich and power fool<br \/>\nSuper charge felonious sexual assault<br \/>\nOn occasion<br \/>\nWhen it suits them<br \/>\nOr unsuits others<br \/>\nAs a wrest of US<br \/>\nJones for knot<br \/>\nMembers<br \/>\nOf the Epstein class<br \/>\nStuck in<br \/>\nVice<br \/>\nGetting off<br \/>\nAwe cuz<br \/>\nAnonymous sects<br \/>\nJohns<br \/>\nDough<br \/>\nKneaded wickedly<br \/>\nAs polls rising against<br \/>\nCan such a sickness be heeled<br \/>\nBy six<br \/>\nMillion docs<br \/>\nAnd with crimes XXX posed<br \/>\nWill the peephole de-manned<br \/>\nThis lack of<br \/>\nClass taut a lessen<br \/>\nAs caste rate<br \/>\nPerfectly zeroed<br \/>\nOn any scoring system<br \/>\nOn the offed public chants<br \/>\nBettor mutilate, then never<br \/>\nOn these and other<br \/>\nNaked truths<br \/>\nLying silently<br \/>\nNot with standing<br \/>\nThe sex traffic king<br \/>\nPut clothes to this<br \/>\nWith fool transparency<br \/>\nInducing any with class to look away<br \/>\nIn dis cussed<br \/>\nAs mirrorly just say no<br \/>\nTo any prosecution what sow ever<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The infamous sex traffickers, the Tate bros from the hypermasculine manosphere, have finally been extradited from the U.S. to the UK. The Trump orbit seems to be cutting them loose from their previous mob protection scheme. 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