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Top Puns "Got Pride" Manifesto
(appears on bottom of free gay pride posters)
It’s time we all said, “Know
gays aloud!” We live in queer times. Out is in! And civil rights --give
‘em to one group and soon you've gotta give ‘em to EVERYONE. If God had
wanted gay marriage she would have created love. Love…that's SO gay! Gay
unions as a compromise?! Remember “Separate but equal?” Been there done
that. There are some things we all know: Non-nuclear arms are also for
hugging. One nuclear family can ruin your whole life. Family is a family
value. Queens aren't chosen they're born. And, closets are for clothes
(really fabulous clothes). Is it time to institutionalize homosexuals and
support gay marriage? Who's destroying whose marriages? Heterosexuals can
halve marriage for themselves. Fix marriage, not gays. Equality -
just due it. Gay marriage - just duet!
Peace, Dan Rutt, alias "Top Pun" (It's just, my
pun name)
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