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Top Pun's "PUNS Not GUNS" Manifesto
(appears on bottom of free peace sign posters)
PUNS NOT
GUNS!
Some claim that puns are the
lowest form of comedy. Dan, rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of
community." Choose your weepin'! I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though
puns and untrained minds can produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in
hand when used as a righting instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts
you in the dis'armament business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets
are good. With puns, and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that
one side fits all. In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the
price of won. Sometimes it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as
they say, "sinner takes all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play
on wars (a mortality play for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no
relation to paranormal parents). Let's have some serious fun (a free for
all). Justice is no yoke. Think good that the pun is mightier than the
sword!
Dan Rutt, alias “Top Pun” (it’s just, my pun name)
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