POEM: Promedica My Ass — Owed To Branding

Logos used
Too mean
Know ledge
Like that age owed ad vice
Would you jump off a bridge
If every won ails did
As in sayin'
Bye your good will
As oozes from the non-, (sic) system
The sores of philandering philanthropy
Well, come to PR medica
An unholy owned subsidiary
Of Tourette's Industries
You will swear
Buy them
Weather you want to or not
Their marketing deportment is
As good as goaled
As black as poets inc
Greasing their wills
Stuck with irresistible pitch
As verbally contracted
Not worth the pay per
Printed upon
Yet this
Will in deed
Make it passable to live
As is feudal
And being
Penned
Is what poets due
Indubitably
Sow branded
As live stock
For tolled
Too get a rise
The Tao jones
Working in our flavor
Over and over and over
Un-till bank rolled
In a dark ally
Buy and buy
Hour justifiable salivation
Attending too in trap meant anon
Agin and agin and agin
Fore the yoke is on-us
the more
Fore the fire brand
Not with standing
In a flesh of
Is incensed
As won red scent
Becomes too
Until udderly crying out
In an unherd-of steer
I the smell
Of nay palm
In the
High noon
And too fly by night
Sullen this, sullen that
Soully worried
How irate
In some won ails size
Butt, its my
Lonely hoping
Knot to be found
Within and without
My pants around my knees
As its only
My panties in a bunch
Over
that madders
Poetic license
And corporate patronage
Some body
Has to
Pay the piper
To keep your roost ere plumbed
As upright as it comes
Why cant you
Say “uncle”
You know
Like that uncle
Who wants you
To sit on his lap
And tell you
Bed time
Stories
That will mark you for
Butt kept mysteriously in a family weigh
As long
As in your genes
As in c'est la vie
Or sow, I've herd
As if
We are posed to be prod
Of being cattle
Scarred I'll go
All on you as
BE the beef
Awe the wile beating a different conundrum
Refraining that whole eat me thing
The mark of the best (sic)
Or rather sic sic sic's
Sow fresh and hoary unholy revelations
Indulging vain wishes for dead presidents
And CEOs
Men of letters posterior to autograft
Ass-ever-rate
In playing
At my offense
With such propriety, and property
For my own good, posedly
Their mirror deflection
But, but, but, but, but
Except two a t
And so
I'm bare assed
And without
They're
You're nothing butt
A bum
And the rush
Too be just
THAT

I am not a big fan of branding, whether it is of livestock or in corporate public relations. I was inspired to write this poem because at a regular monthly reading they secured a small amount of funding to pay invited featured poets. Will Work For Universal Health Care POLITICAL BUTTONThe source of funding included local foundations plus the nearly ubiquitous ProMedica, the largest health system within the region.  I have come to call Promedica, “PR Medica,” because of its often over-sized logo and branding in , aka ProMedica-ville, is nearly omnipresent in venues big and small.  I found its intrusion into the local scene offensive, particularly because I am an iconoclastic, anti- who specializes in addressing social issues.  This was a little too close to home for me.  I announced before my open mic reading that I did not want to be considered as an invited .  I suggested that to de-commercialize this reading, sending back the portion payed for by ProMedica, along with a strongly worded letter (might I suggest F and U), would be in order.

This is not the first time that I have unleashed my poetic visions against ProMedica.  The first time I devoted a poem to ProMedica was when they sponsored a state-wide contest on the topic of anti-hunger with an honorarium to the winning that would befit and maintain the status of starving artist.  My unsubmitting, unremitting poem: Speaking With Spoken Sword: Owed To Hungering Fore Anew ProMedica.

Health Care is a Right Not a Privilege - PUBLIC HEALTH BUTTONSingle-Payer Health Care - Everybody In, Nobody Out POLITICAL BUTTONProMedica, if you want to combat hunger, pay all of your employees a .  ProMedica, if you want to fulfill your mission and redeem your non- status, devote 0.01% of your revenue toward advocating for universal , everybody in, nobody out.  Until then, you can bye this poet all you want.

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